Who are we roasting?

Pick a relationship + their name. Archetype library next.

Someone else?↓

Their first name

Perfect. Dads are statistically the easiest to roast.

Step 2 of 4 · the ammo

Give us the ammo

What's the ONE thing everyone roasts your dad for? Not a list — the one habit that shows up everywhere. Then tell us WHERE it shows up. The more situations, the funnier the song.

Anything we should know?

or tap what fits

Tell us the detail only you know, or tap a preset. Both work.

Step 3 of 4 · the sound

Pick the sound.

Tap a card to hear it. Tap again to pick it. Top two are smart-picked for who you're roasting.

Every roast is built with love · it always ends sweet