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Name, relationship, the thing everyone roasts them for. We show you options, just tap what fits.
Make your dadcry-laugh in 90 seconds
A song that roasts them by name, in their genre, then lands one genuinely sweet line at the end. Hear the preview free. The roast is the love.
“Brad asked Claude how the weather makes him feel…”
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Two songs. One gift.
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“Brad asked Claude how the weather makes him feel…”
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Two songs. One gift.
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Real songs. Real names. Real chaos.
“Mateo flexed the day that I was born…”
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“Every morning, same thing, Elsa swears on the kids' lives she hasn't spent a dime…”
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“Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for Jess at her command…”
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“Lily rolls in at nine-oh-three, glowing from the reformer…”
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Two songs. One gift.
“Matt's in the kitchen at nine on a Tuesday night…”
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“Mira, I watched a Sandra abrir la laptop a las six…”
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“Mark is nodding at the table with his eyebrows doing work…”
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“Those Sperrys hit the dock in '87 and they never left his feet…”
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“Karen escribe en MAYÚSCULAS hasta las buenas noticias…”
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“Bianca opened her mouth and I knew it was coming again…”
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Toree hearing her roast
Three versions. One winner.
One set of details. We write the roast once, then you pick two genres, we throw in a wild-card third, and the same jokes get sung three completely different ways. You keep the funniest. All three are free to hear.
Gospel choir
takes it WAY too seriously
Mariachi
full horns, deadly dramatic
Drake R&B
an emotional hotline about them
…and 18 more: Country, Reggaetón Pop, Salsa, Bachata, Yacht Rock, 80s Power Ballad, Pop Punk, Sea Shanty, and the rest.
Same name. Same jokes. Three genres. You pick the hit.
How it works
Three things. One hit. Two minutes.
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vs. the $8 card they’ll throw out.
The Greeting Card
- Generic platitude in Times New Roman
- A bear holding a heart
- Two minutes from rack to recycling bin
- Nobody films opening it
- Their reaction: “Oh… thanks.”
- $7.99 plus tax plus shame
A RoastSong
- A real song with their actual name in it
- Gospel, mariachi, Drake-style. Your call
- 3 full versions to compare
- Vertical video, share-ready for TikTok
- Their reaction: replayed for the whole family
- From $4.99 · zero shame
So here’s what it costs.
One song. No subscription.
The Roast
$9.99$4.99
- Full song, all 3 genre versions (MP3)
- 1 lyric video (your pick) with captions
- AI album cover
- Share card + clean TikTok clip
- 1 free genre regeneration
Best value
The Full Gift
$19.99
The roast that makes them laugh. The tribute that makes them cry. The complete gift.
- Everything in The Roast
- + A genuine tribute song (same details, real emotion)
- + Tribute lyric video
- + Scheduled delivery on any date
- + 2 free genre regenerations
The Legend
$39.99
Done shopping.
- Everything in The Full Gift
- + 5 more roasts for 5 other people
- + A tribute for everyone (12 songs total)
- + All videos, all album covers
- + Printable gift cards with QR + priority
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Free to make · hear it in 90 seconds
About RoastSong.fm
RoastSong.fm makes a personalized roast song about a specific person in about 90 seconds. You give their name and a couple of things everyone roasts them for, pick a genre from 21 options (gospel choir, mariachi, country, reggaeton, and more), and hear three different versions with their actual name to compare. Every roast ends on one genuinely sweet line. Making and previewing is free; the full song with lyric videos and an AI album cover is $4.99 (The Roast), $19.99 adds a tribute song (The Full Gift), and $39.99 covers six people (The Legend). One-time price, no subscription.
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No card · hear it in 90 seconds