Send them off
in style.
A funny personalized retirement song that roasts the retiree by name — the decades of catchphrases, the desk they guarded, the legend they leave behind. Three versions, 90 seconds, free to hear.
Start the roastThe retirement party just got a headliner.
A real song. Their actual name. 90 seconds.
What makes a retirement roast land.
- The catchphrase they said for 30 years
- The desk nobody else was allowed to touch
- The story from "back when this place started"
- The one rule they refused to follow
- The thing the whole office will miss
- The habit that became a legend
Give us their name and a few signature bits from their years here, and we write a full song that is unmistakably about them. The last line is genuinely warm — perfect for a send-off.
Pre-roast briefing.
It is the retirement-party showstopper — play it on the screen at the send-off and the whole room lights up. Keep it warm and it becomes the moment everyone remembers.
Yes. The lyrics come from the specifics you give — their name, their catchphrases, their decades of habits. If you mention the desk nobody could touch, the chorus is about the desk.
Absolutely — collect everyone's favorite moments and stories first, then load the best ones in. The more specific the history, the better it lands.
Yes. Every song comes with a vertical lyric video built for TikTok, Reels, and Stories, plus a one-tap link you can drop in any chat.
Making and previewing it is free — you hear it with their real name first. The full song, lyric videos, and album cover start at $4.99. No subscription.
About retirement roast songs on RoastSong.fm
RoastSong.fm turns a description of the retiree into a complete personalized roast song — perfect for a retirement party or send-off. You give their name and a few signature habits from their years on the job, choose a genre, and get three full versions to compare in about 90 seconds. Every roast ends on one genuinely warm line. Creating and previewing is free; the full song with lyric videos and album cover starts at $4.99.
Thirty years
deserves an anthem.
The catchphrases. The legend. The desk. Send them into retirement with a song that has their name in the chorus.
Make a retirement roast · from $4.99Free to make. Hear it with their name before you pay.
Free to make · hear it in 90 seconds