Roast your ex.
Therapeutically.
The "I've changed." The stories they still watch at 11:47pm. The situationship they never once defined. We set it to a country ballad with their actual name — in 90 seconds.
Start the roastThis is going to be very healing.
Real exes. Real audacity. Full production.
Things to roast your ex about.
- Still watching your stories at 11:47pm
- "I've changed" — narrator: they had not
- The situationship that was never defined
- Still using your Netflix password
- Posting motivational quotes post-breakup
- Rebounded faster than a basketball
- Left you on read for three days, then "lol"
- The audacity. Specifically, the audacity.
Pick two. We turn them into lyrics that are unmistakably about THEM — not generic heartbreak. And yes, even the ex song ends on one weirdly sweet line. The roast earns it.
Genres that turn a breakup into a stadium moment.
Pre-roast briefing.
Gloriously. But you control the intensity — gentle teasing to nuclear — and every song still ends on one genuinely sweet line, so it reads as confident, not bitter. The best revenge is a hook.
Yes. The lyrics come from the specifics you give — their name, their habits, the exact thing they did. If you mention they still watch your stories, the chorus is about that.
That part is up to you. Most people post the clip, drop it in the group chat, or just play it for themselves on a loop. It is your closure — use it how you like.
Yes. Every song comes with a vertical lyric video built for TikTok, Reels, and Stories, plus a one-tap link you can drop in any chat.
Making and previewing it is free — you hear it with their real name first. The full song, lyric videos, and album cover start at $4.99. No subscription.
About ex roast songs on RoastSong.fm
RoastSong.fm turns a description of your ex into a complete personalized breakup anthem. You give their name and a couple of details (the unread texts, the situationship, the stories they still watch); the service writes original comedy lyrics about those exact things, produces them in your chosen genre, and returns three full versions to compare in about 90 seconds. Every song ends on one genuinely sweet line — confidence, not bitterness. Creating and previewing is free; the full song with lyric videos and album cover starts at $4.99.
They said
"we'll stay friends."
The mixed signals. The slow fade. The "it's not you, it's me." Consider this your formal response.
Roast my ex · from $4.99Free to make. Hear it with their name before you pay.
Free to make · hear it in 90 seconds