Roast your partner.
Love is stored in the roast.
The cover-stealing. The three hours to pick a restaurant. The dishes "soaking" since Tuesday. We turn it into a full song with their actual name — in 90 seconds.
Start the roastLove is, in fact, stored in the roast.
Real partners. Real habits. Full romance.
Things to roast your partner about.
- Steals the covers every single night
- Takes three hours to pick a restaurant
- Leaves the dishes "soaking" for three days
- Snores like a chainsaw, denies it completely
- Falls asleep during every single movie
- Road rage — but only as a passenger
- "Sorry babe" is the entire vocabulary
- Never remembers where they put their keys
Pick two. We turn them into lyrics that are unmistakably about THEM — the habits only you would know. And the last line is genuinely sweet, because the whole roast is just a love song wearing a disguise.
Genres that make their worst habits sound romantic.
Pre-roast briefing.
It is the gift that proves you actually pay attention. Funnier than a card, more personal than chocolate — and every roast ends on a genuinely sweet line, so it lands as romance, not a complaint.
Yes. The lyrics come from the specifics you give — their name, their habits, the little things only you would notice. If you mention the cover-stealing, the chorus is about the cover-stealing.
Yes. Husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, fiancé of eleven years who still has not picked a date: the song is written from YOUR specifics, so it fits whoever shares your covers.
Set the intensity to playful and it tips fully into adoring. The roast is the setup; the love is the punchline. You control exactly how soft it lands.
Yes. Every song comes with a vertical lyric video built for TikTok, Reels, and Stories, plus a one-tap link you can drop in any chat.
Making and previewing it is free — you hear it with their real name first. The full song, lyric videos, and album cover start at $4.99. No subscription.
About partner roast songs on RoastSong.fm
RoastSong.fm turns a description of your partner into a complete personalized roast song — perfect for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just because. You give their name and a couple of habits only you would know (the cover-stealing, the restaurant indecision, the dishes that never get washed); the service writes original comedy lyrics about those exact things, produces them in your chosen genre, and returns three full versions to compare in about 90 seconds. Every roast ends on one genuinely sweet line — it is a love song in disguise. Creating and previewing is free; the full song with lyric videos and album cover starts at $4.99.
They said
"I don't care, you choose."
Then vetoed every option. The cover theft. The keys, again. Consider this your loving, musical retort.
Roast my partner · from $4.99Free to make. Hear it with their name before you pay.
Free to make · hear it in 90 seconds