Don't send a card.
Drop a hit.
A funny personalized birthday song that roasts the birthday person by name — their habits, their catchphrase, the thing the group chat never lets them forget. Three versions, 90 seconds, free to hear.
Start the roastFunnier than a card. Cheaper than a gift. Replayed forever.
A real song. Their actual name. 90 seconds.
What makes a birthday roast actually land.
- The catchphrase they say at every party
- The bit everyone in the group chat knows
- The habit they will never admit to
- The story that gets retold every year
- Their one absurdly specific obsession
- The thing they did that nobody lets go of
Pick the birthday person, give us their name and two or three specifics, and we write a full song that is unmistakably about them. The last line is genuinely sweet — the roast earns it.
Pre-roast briefing.
Tell us who it is, their name, and two or three things everyone already teases them about. Pick a genre, and 90 seconds later you have three full versions to compare. Keep the funniest and play it at the party.
Yes. The lyrics are written from the specifics you give — not a template with a name dropped in. If you mention their catchphrase, it becomes the chorus.
Anyone — friend, mom, dad, sibling, partner, coworker, boss. You pick the relationship when you start, and the roast is tuned to it.
Yes. Every song comes with a vertical lyric video built for TikTok, Reels, and Stories, plus a one-tap link you can drop in any chat.
Making and previewing it is free — you hear it with their real name first. The full song, lyric videos, and album cover start at $4.99. No subscription.
About funny birthday songs on RoastSong.fm
RoastSong.fm turns a description of the birthday person into a complete personalized roast song. You pick the relationship, give their name and a couple of signature habits, choose a genre, and get three full versions to compare in about 90 seconds. Every roast ends on one genuinely sweet line, so it lands as love. Creating and previewing is free; the full song with lyric videos and album cover starts at $4.99. Songs are shared by link or as a vertical video for TikTok and Instagram — perfect for the birthday post.
It's their birthday.
Make it legendary.
They expect a card and a group text. Give them a full song with their name in the chorus and watch the party stop.
Make a birthday roast · from $4.99Free to make. Hear it with their name before you pay.
Free to make · hear it in 90 seconds