RoastSong.fm

The most personal gift
they will get all year.

Not a mug. Not a candle. A full custom song written about them — their name, their habits, the thing the group chat won't let them forget. Three versions in 90 seconds, free to hear before you pay.

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Funnier than a card. More personal than anything in a store.

How it works

A real song. Their actual name. 90 seconds.

THE ROAST OF · MOM
Elsa
Mariachi
Elsa, album cover
0:00—:—
THE ROAST OF · MOM
Jess
Gospel Choir
Jess, album cover
0:00—:—
THE ROAST OF · BEST FRIEND
Matt
Power Ballad
Matt, album cover
0:00—:—
Ammunition

Why it lands as a gift.

Pick who it's for, give their name and two or three specifics, choose a genre, and get three full versions to compare. Keep the one that makes them cover their face.

FAQ

Pre-roast briefing.

What makes this a unique gift?

Every song is written from the specific details you give — their name, their habits, their catchphrase — so it is literally one of a kind. It is not a template with a name swapped in; if you mention the thing they always do, that becomes the chorus.

Who can I make it for?

Anyone — a friend, parent, partner, sibling, coworker, or boss. You pick the relationship when you start and the song is tuned to it.

How fast is it, and can I hear it first?

About 90 seconds. Making and previewing is free — you hear the full thing with their real name before paying anything.

Can I share it on TikTok or Instagram?

Yes. Every song comes with a vertical lyric video built for TikTok, Reels, and Stories, plus a one-tap link you can drop in any chat.

How much does it cost?

Free to make and preview. The full song, lyric videos, and an AI album cover start at $4.99 — a one-time price, no subscription.

About personalized song gifts on RoastSong.fm

RoastSong.fm makes unique, personalized gift songs: you give a person's name and a couple of specific habits or catchphrases, pick a genre, and get three full custom songs about them in about 90 seconds. It is a cheap, unique, personalized gift — funnier than a card and more personal than flowers — for birthdays, holidays, parties, or just because. Creating and previewing is free; the full song with videos and an AI album cover starts at $4.99, a one-time price with no subscription.

Give them something
no one else can.

A song with their name in the chorus, about the exact things that make them them. Free to make — hear it before you pay.

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