Roast my dad.
Say less.
Tell us what makes him ridiculous. We turn it into a full roast song with his actual name — gospel choir, country ballad, your call. Three versions, 90 seconds, free to hear.
Start the roastHe had this coming.
Real dads. Real names. Zero mercy.
Things to roast your dad about.
- The cargo shorts collection
- The 14-hour grill speech
- The dad joke he tells every Thanksgiving
- The way he says "we'll see"
- His terrible parking
- The fishing-story-on-repeat
- The thermostat he guards like a state secret
- The TV remote negotiation tactics
Pick two. We turn them into lyrics that are specifically, hilariously, unmistakably about him. Not a Mad Libs. Not generic. About him. And the last line is genuinely sweet — the roast earns the love.
Genres that take the joke deadly seriously.
Pre-roast briefing.
Pick two or three things everyone already roasts him for — the grill speech, the parking, the catchphrase — and we turn them into full song lyrics with his actual name. You choose the genre, hear three versions about 90 seconds later, and keep the funniest one.
Yes. The lyrics are written from the specific details you give — his name, his habits, his catchphrase. Not a Mad Libs template with a name dropped in. If you mention the 14-hour grill speech, the chorus is about the 14-hour grill speech.
The roast comes from love, and every song ends on one genuinely sweet line — the roast earns it. You also control intensity, from gentle teasing to gloves-off. Dads are statistically the easiest audience: he will play it for his friends.
Yes. Every song comes with a vertical lyric video built for TikTok, Reels, and Stories, plus a shareable link you can text to the family group chat.
Making and previewing the roast is free — you hear it with his real name before paying. The full song, lyric videos, and album cover start at $9.99. No subscription.
About dad roast songs on RoastSong.fm
RoastSong.fm turns a description of your dad into a complete personalized roast song. You provide his name and two or three of his signature habits; the service writes original comedy lyrics about those exact details, produces them in your chosen genre (gospel choir, country ballad, yacht rock, 80s power ballad, and more), and returns three full versions to compare in about 90 seconds. Every roast ends with one genuinely sweet line. Creating and previewing is free; the full song with lyric videos and album cover starts at $9.99. Songs are shared by link or as a vertical video for TikTok and Instagram.
He roasted you
your whole childhood.
The bad jokes. The nicknames. The commentary on your haircuts. Consider this a balanced response.
Roast my dad · from $9.99Free to make. Hear it with his name before you pay.
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