Roast your coworker.
On their way out.
The desk they treated like a studio apartment. The catchphrase. The microwave fish that started a war. We turn it into a full going-away song with their actual name — in 90 seconds.
Start the roastThe farewell party just got a headliner.
Real coworkers. Real send-offs. Full production.
Things to roast your coworker about.
- The microwave fish incident (never forgotten)
- Reply-all on a 400-person thread to say "thanks"
- The desk that became a studio apartment
- Always "in a meeting" but somehow never busy
- The catchphrase they say in every standup
- Stealing lunches from the communal fridge
- The "per my last email" passive-aggression
- Booked the good conference room. Forever.
Pick two. We turn them into lyrics that are unmistakably about THEM — the running office bits. And the last line is genuinely warm, so it plays great at the going-away party.
Pre-roast briefing.
It is built for exactly that — play it on the conference-room TV at the send-off and the whole team loses it. Keep it warm and playful and it becomes the moment everyone remembers.
Yes. The lyrics come from the specific details you give — their name, their habits, the inside jokes. If you mention the microwave fish, the chorus is about the microwave fish.
Definitely — collect everyone's favorite moments first, then load the best ones in. The more specific the office lore, the harder it lands.
Yes. Every song comes with a vertical lyric video built for TikTok, Reels, and Stories, plus a one-tap link you can drop in any chat.
Making and previewing it is free — you hear it with their real name first. The full song, lyric videos, and album cover start at $4.99. No subscription.
About coworker roast songs on RoastSong.fm
RoastSong.fm turns a description of your coworker into a complete personalized roast song — perfect for a going-away party, a retirement, or a work milestone. You give their name and a couple of signature office habits; the service writes original comedy lyrics about those exact details, produces them in your chosen genre, and returns three full versions to compare in about 90 seconds. Every roast ends on one genuinely warm line. Creating and previewing is free; the full song with lyric videos and album cover starts at $4.99.
Two weeks notice
deserves a tribute.
The desk chair they fought for. The 4:58pm Friday emails. The lunch they "didn't" take. Send them off in style.
Roast my coworker · from $4.99Free to make. Hear it with their name before you pay.
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